10 Questions and the War on Weather

1. Is this a good time to announce the War on Weather?

2. Does that make God a Terrorist?

3. Now would this be a bad time to mention that perhaps we should not concentrate quite so much on the things that are not going well in Florida?

4. Where are the reports on the tremendous progress that we are making in Florida?

5. Should this be considered an indication of Big Media's bias?

6. Due to the fact that we may not be able to achieve a complete victory, for after all there is no country to sign a treaty with, except for God, my question is, does Heavinly Entity have the same legal rights as a corporation/person?

7. Can God legally sign a treaty whereby s/he admits that we, the Americans, have defeated the Weather, and therefore the costs associated with restoration of the planet can be financed through God's Supreme Powers?

8. Should we appoint a temporary governing council in heaven for the meantime, on whose support we can count, in liew of not being able to conduct true and free elections there right now?

9. Once we are engaged in War on Weather, what is our exit strategy? Space?

10. Would God vote for Kerry or Bush?